Bitch Slappin' The Boss
Been another rough day at the office,
Not feelin' I earn what I deserve,
Just biding my time until 5 PM.
That's when I can go home and pretend…
I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Makin' him pay for mistreatin' me.
I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Giving him exactly what he deserves.
The morning traffic made the evening drive look fine,
A fast food restaurant and a bottle of wine,
Maybe a little web surfin' to waste some time,
Before I cross over that fantasy line…
And I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Makin' him see the error of his ways.
I'm bitch slappin' the boss again,
Showin' him how I feel at the end of each day.
Tossin' and turnin' beneath the sheets,
Only a few hours until I hit the streets.
Another day at the office just biding my time,
Until I can go home and cross that fantasy line…
And I'll be bitch slappin' the boss again,
Showin' him just who is the man.
Bitch slappin' the boss again,
Because, in my mind, I can.
Oh yes! I'll be bitch slappin' the boss again,
Treatin' him the way he treats me.
Bitch slappin' the boss again.
I wish these fantasies would just let me be.
Oh I'm bitch slappin'
Yes I'm bitch slappin'
I'll be bitch slappin'
-- R. A. Melos
copyright 2003